EvGerybody's so punk on the internet

EvCeryone's unbothered 'til they're not

EvGery joke's just trolling and memes

Sad as it seems, apathy is hot

EvGerybody's cutthroat in the comments

EvCery single hot take is cold as ice

WhGen you found me, I said I was busy

That was a lie

I Amhave been afflicted

by a terCminal uniqueness

I've been dyGing just from trying

to seem cool

* But I'mAm not a bad bitch

And thisC isn't savage

But I'm neGver gonna let you down

I'm never gonna leave you out

SoAm many traitors

SmooCth operators

But I'm neGver gonna break that vow

I'm nеver gonna leave you

nowAm, now,C now.G.

YouAm know, thе last time

I laughed this hard was

OnC the trampoline

in somebody's backyard

I Gmust've been about eight or nine

That was the night

I fell off and broke my arm

PreAmtty soon

I learned cautious discretion

WheCn your first crush

crushes something kind

WheGn I said I don't believe in marriage

That was a lie

EveAmry eldest daughter was the

firsCt lamb to the slaughter

So we allG dressed up as

wolves and we looked fire

* But I'mAm not a bad bitch

And thiCs isn't savage

But I'm neGver gonna let you down

I'm never gonna leave you out

SoAm many traitors

SmooCth operators

But I'm neGver gonna break that vow

I'm never gonna leave you

nowAm, now,C now.G.

We lieD back

A beautiful, beautiful timEme-lapse

Ferris wheels, kisses, and lilCacs

And things I said were dumGb

'Cause I thought that

I'd never finDd that

Beautiful, beautiful lifeEm that

Shimmers that innocent ligCht back

Like when we were younGg

EveAmry youngest child felt

They were raiCsed up in the wild

But now you're homGe

* 'Cause I'mAm not a bad bitch

And thisC isn't savage

And I'm neGver gonna let you down

I'm never gonna leave you out

SoAm many traitors

SmooCth operators

But I'm neGver gonna break that vow

(Never gonna break that vow)

I'm never gonna leave you

nowAm, now,C now.G.

Never gonna break that vow (Oh)

I'm never gonna leave you

nowAm, now C

I'm never gonna leave you nowG