I wFas s'posed to be sentG away

But theEmy forgot to come and getAm me

I wFas a functioning alcGoholic

Til nobody noticCed my new aestAmhetic

AllF of this to sayG,

I hope you're okayEm

But you're the reaAmson

AndF no one hereG's to blame

ButC what about your quiet treAmason?

And for a forFtnight there

we werGe forever running

'Til you somEmetimes ask

abouAmt the weather

Now you're in my bacFkyard

turned intoG good neighbors

Your wife waters floCwers,

I want to killAm her

AllF my mornings are

MonGday stuck

in anEm endless FebruaAmry

I tFook the miracle movGe on drug,

the effeCcts were temporaAmry

And I loveF you, it's ruinGing my life

I lovEme you, it's ruinAming my life

I toucFhed you for onlGy a fortnight

I touCched you, but I toucAmhed you

And for a forFtnight there

we werGe forever runnin'

'Til you somEmetimes ask

abouAmt the weather

Now you're in my bacFkyard,

turned intoG good neighbors

Your wife waters flowCers,

I want to killAm her

And for a forFtnight there

we werGe together running

'Til you somEmetimes

come andAm tug my sweater

Now you're at the maiFlbox

turned intoG good neighbors

My husband is cheCating,

I want to killAm him

I lovFe you

it's ruGining my life

(I lovEme you,

it's ruAmining my life)

I touFched you

for onlGy a fortnight

(I touCched you,

I touAmched you)

I lovFe you,

it's ruiGning my life

(I lovEme you,

it's ruAmining my life)

I touFched you

for onlGy a fortnight

(I touCched you,

I touAmched you)

I calFl you up

but you wonG't pick up

Another forEmtnight lost

in AmerAmica

Move to FloFrida,

buy the carG you want

(Car you want)

But it wonC't start up

'til you touAmch, touch, touch me

I callF you

up but you wonG't pick up

Another forEmtnight lost

in AmAmerica

Move to FloFrida,

buy the carG you want

But it wonC't start up

'til I toucAmh, touch, touch you